Hey, I'm from the Middle East, and i have a weapon of mass destruction in my pants. While behind someone at a fast food place say; you should order a number 69; ( what's that?
I'll give you a nickle if you tickle my pickle...give you a dime if you take your time.
) I said, "Particularly nice weather." Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
You've got the whitest teeth I'd ever want to cum across.
" You will reply, "Cause I could see myself in your pants.
If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?
Do you know the difference between a Quarter Pounder with cheese and a blowjob?
You must be this tall (hold up hand as if to measure height) to ride the (your name).
Hey, how about you sit on my face and let me eat my way to you heart?
I can't make a cherry pop, but I can make a banana cream.
Hi, I'm a birdwatcher and I'm looking for a Big-Breasted Bed thrasher, Do you know where i can find one?
If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?
It is just like a French kiss, but down under You know, I've got the f, the c and the k, so all I need is you Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you have a nice set of buns.